Meridiah

“So this is Meridiah? I don’t get it. How’s this shyt different? Everything and everyone seems to be the same.”

I know I gota get back across the river to do what I’m pose to but I’m hoping to get at Vito again and make sure he ain’t all tight about mah death and shyt. I feel bad cuz three weeks has passed since that monster killed me. That dude is gona think I’m a chump cuz I took his money and didn’t even work one day. Them space dudes told me that because of space time continuum and the celestial wars that are starting to break out up there, there was this lapse in time and it cause 21 days to pass almost in light speed but on earth. And now because of the matrix even though everything is normal, there is that scary feeling from the party that night but it’s stronger than ever. Now that I’m dead and  I see all the people who ain’t dead but I just don’t understand why they can’t see me.

“How come, if I am a real being in this underworld having the abilities to see, speak and hear while in finite time, why can’t certain people see or hear me? Is it because they weren’t chosen or something or because it’s like the Christmas’ “santa clause theory” where the more the people believe, the more fulfilling it is for that person? I can’t tell. I still don’t get it. How am I able to just sit here and watch the living live and along with that I also get to walk around and do all this stuff while being dead? Spirits are invisible, but why?”

Man I can’t leave Jerz but I gota save everyone.

“How do I save the ones I love and everyone I’m pose to?”

The scene looks real weird and it’s night time but the sky is pink, red and yellow. Yo, that lady standin on the corner near a huge puddle of water and that cab is drivin fast.

“YO LADY, THAT CARS GONA SPLASH WATER ON YOU! GET OUT FROM THAT CORNER!”

“You son of a Bi@tch, I have to go back home now AND BE LATE FOR WORK! F%$king assh*le cabbie!”

“I tried to tell you Ms…I’m talking to you…Excuse me….MS!”

I ran up to her but she walked right through me. Now man, don’t get me wrong, I mean, I know I’m dead, and shyt but you just don’t really know how it feels and the shock that comes with it until your dead yourself. I don’t know if I could do this. Oh yeah there was a few things that the purple alien lady, Zadraiah whispered to me before I left the orbit. She said; 

don’t listen to the calls of the shadows while living in Meridiah. Monsters, Vampires, Wear-Beasts and all manner of dark energy could speak low and soft as if they are spirits who were wrongfully killed, awaiting a resurrection agent to release them from a finite freeze like DJ Scott La Rock. 

So I’de better be careful while dead because the dead can only distinguish if the dead are obviously performing an act of constant good or constant bad. I have to be careful because these sneaky spirits are the ones. Zadraiah said: 

they call you out of peace if you listen in. The shadows are just gonna try to distract your mission she said. Ignore them when you’re down there especially in NY. There are many who hold the light even if it’s just a minute amount. 

Zadraiah said I’ll be able to tell which of the living are of the light and who yield to darkness more. Not everyone of the light has the ability to have contact with the dead of any sort. Those individuals who hold the light and the dark in balance are actual light workers and still human are those who the vampires and monsters and all dark energy seeks to destroy and they will do it with patience greater than the humans of this current age. The light workers who will listen to the dead are the humans who rebuke the dark spirits and know where to send them if they’ve studied well. Sean seems to be the only one that I can talk to.

“Man and what about Scott La Rock? I gotta get him raised from the dead…OH YEAH THAT’S RIGHT, HE’S DEAD TOO!”  >=O

Oh man, this probably means that I’m gona see his Boogie-Down-azz soon I think, he’s the only one that could help me. Dam, When that evil Black Smoke knocked me off the Washington Bridge, I musta dropped my digital music player. Now would be the perfect time really for some relaxation to some Rakim or Obituary. Yeah, I miss listening to rap and metal.

Okay maybe I should explain about The Darkness, Lucivio and what is happening now. Zadraiah and Corporal Negron reminded me of. You see, once upon a time in the Celestial Infinite Cosmos, the Light began to watch the original darkness which was only mist stare and neurotically observe all the angels, aliens, light energies and all forms of good energy. The Light then asked the darkness why and the darkness ignored the light and continued to antagonize this one particular light energy named Luke. This was the one of the greatest of all the Light’s children. Luke and his great vibrant light was given the position of Minstrel and the caller of the worshipers to the Light. Luke was the best musician in the infinite. He was greater in stature, appearance, agility and strength but was not allowed to be in the army because the Light never wanted to risk losing the only musical energy in the cosmos. The original darkness saw how this talented light energy began to teach all the other energies the cosmic musical scale. Luke always wanted to be in the army but since he couldn’t he was glad enough to teach the other energies how to fight. The darkness then began to be nice to this light energy and began to encourage him deceitfully.

“So young light, you are growing in essence, soon you won’t need your father.”

“My Father is everything, I will listen to this horrendous talk NO MORE!”

“OH, Luke, I knew you when you were born. I saw you grow, I knew you would be mine.

“THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS, WHERE IS MY FATHER!”

“LUKE, DON’T BE FOOLISH, YOU COULD RULE THE UNIVERSE! Why look at all the energies that you taught everything you know. They are watching you, staring at every move you make with complete heart. They love you more than the Father!”

“No, this isn’t true! Who are you and why would they love me more?”

“Oh don’t concern yourself with who I am right now. You are who the children of the light want to worship.”

This great sweet and loving energy created by the light, began to believe the darkness, continuum has passed and Luke began to see how it seemed like he was running the infinite, you know, Luke thought he was in charge of shyt and holding heaven down. The Light confronted his son:

“Luke, my love, what has happened to us?”

“I don’t know this that you are talking Father, I’m doing everything for you. Why won’t you shine upon my works and my desires Father?”

“I don’t need to bless your works because your hand to the works here in your home is enough for you do be great and shining on your own but your desires are not of me nor this infinite home you live in. I will not shine on your desire because they are false and unbecoming to you and I and all of the infinite cosmos dimension. Because, you are sporting darkness and are about to conceive vanity, confusion and fear, I must bring you before all of the children if you don’t turn away from this darkness now! STOP THIS AT ONCE SON! PLEASE LUKE, THE CONSEQUENCES WILL BE A TARE PERFECTION! TURN BACK NOW!”

“FATHER I DESERVE EVERYTHING, YOU SHOULD GIVE IT TO ME NOW! WHY CAN’T I BE LIKE THE MOST HIGH, WHY CAN’T I SIT ON THE THRONE OF LIGHT!”

“You are no longer mine, no longer my son. I make it my law this day that you will no longer have the favor and love and light to do good. You shall crawl like a beast. You shall be called the Angel of Light, you now have to power to give birth to evil. You have no business being called Luke. Your new name shall ring in the earth with fear and never again return to me!”

At this time, darkness became thicker and larger and was given the power to possess but the Light blasted the darkness away and was no longer allowed to speak to the light nor any of the good energies. The darkness, you could say took a tantrum and began to shake the cosmos but could not hurt anything. And used it’s last work so as to witness to the confused children of the light.

“Obey me and I will give you what your Father can’t ALL OF YOU!”

All the energies and angels who sided with Luke turned their back to their Father and grouped farther away from the throne. The Light was sad and water developed in the infinite and began to fall on the darkness and all the good energies. Every being at that time began to be confused and began to lose their composure. The Light became angry and indignation fell on all accept his true children. The Light then excavated a third of it’s children from this cosmic allowing the darkness to blanket these fallen energies creating a tiny sphere of black chunky slime and stench. The Light knew that the energies weren’t enough to save existence and the infinite cosmic dimension. For some odd reason, which I will never understood was that in order bring everything back to the way things were from before Luke turned away from The Light was to create flesh so that it willingly destroys darkness for good. So the Light made the earth and created humans and animals. Somehow the sneaky darkness began to feel the true ice and freezing temperature just like humans being cold in their winter climate and slipped into the firey core of the Light’s new creation. All the fallen energies were burned by the heated waves of the fire in the core of the earth and then gained the ability to touch matter. This is how dark matter was created. Luke already falling into complete hatred and fear developed and murder’s mind and all the energies began to change in different colors along with the charred lines in their bodies. The darkness saw that the humans were not only fare but were completely unknowing to anything. This was Evil’s opportunity to fill the void within itself and set an agenda to confuse, tempt and utterly and deceitfully destroy Earth and all it’s people. The Darkness then called Luke by his new name Lucivio Illuminaoess

This is how vampires and monsters of old who were conceived by humans having been impregnated by fallen dark energies. The darkness is almost complete. If the darkness gains the human that it takes to completely disgustingly rule the earth, then it will give birth to a constant destruction which Einstein discovered. It’s called the cosmological constant.

Now Darkness has taken a road of thievery and are actually quiet establish in New York right now as we speak. The vampires and monsters and all manner of dark energy hate the light and have come to a conclusion that their day of reckoning and creating monstrosities is about to unfold. I remember Zadraiah telling me. Honaz, be aware that these Vampires can’t kill you but they can stop you, they can send other vampires and monsters to subdue you if you let them and drag you into hades and illegally incarcerated you. By the law of the Light and the upholding of that law by the Intergalactic Federation, they are here by summoned to be incarcerated and thrown into the cells of hades.

“Oh good, the coffee shop! Yo, lemmy run up in the coffee shop and get at Fat Joey. Maybe, they don’t know.”

“Hey Joe, what’s up man. Hey the cell phone that Vito gave me, battery died. You think you could call him right quick?...Joey, it’s me!..Joe!”

“Did you say you wanted bacon or sausage with your pancakes Sir?”

“HE CAN’T HEAR ME…Wow, this is so real. How am I going to help these people?”

I left there and walked up Manhattan Ave hoping to reach home when I guess, the sidewalk I thought I took led me into this weird park.

AVIVA THE GREEN CIRCLE

“Well, this circle is not complete!”

“OFFICER KELLY, We know man, shyaaat,…WAIT,… this officer is supposed to be one a us?”

“VONDA!...Sorry, I didn’t mean to yell. Can we all be diplomatic…PLEASE!”

“FINE!”

“Look Vonda, Sean; EVERYONE! I don’t know how the hell I know this. It’s all news to me. Shyt man, I remember Jonah when he was a freshman, I graduated. Now I got this new job trying to stop crime on the street but instead I gotta fight crime in this so called underworld which none of us can see. On top, of that on the first day on the job, I gota not only do some office work as favors for the lazzies at head-quarters but I gota now know everything about everything and do something to find someone that’s dead so we can save someone who has the power to save us NOW!…See, how did I know that?...Ah ha, I didn’t but I know it’s supposed to be  AND is absolute because I can feel that along with the shock that I could fly…WHAT’S NEXT, I DON’T KNOW!”

“Officer Kelly, you’ll be aight! Don’t worry man, we’re super heros now! No te precupas bro, don’t worry!

Sean’s life light-cell (guardian angel/alien)

“LOOK, IT’S A LIGHT, UP AT THE TOP, DAT LOOKS LIKE A SIGN, OH THANK YOU LIGHT!”

“Vonda, hold up, maybe we should be quiet and hide.”

“Man, fa get dis, I’m calling all the electri…”

“NO TOSHA, STOP…”

“MIRA, CHILL THE F%$k OUT, we posed to be lookin for a way to contact the dead, maybe they might know Jonah? NO HOTHEN, COME ON…WE GOTA FIND JONAH.”

“Greetings Living Avatars, I come in peace, bless the light!”

“Sir…I see that you are an officer of some sort, I too am…”

“Sean, it’s ok buddy it’s me, Negron Your guardian angel…Man, you could say hi, I’ve been fighting for your future for 300 years. I also guarded Emperor Haile Selassie I with Micheal and all the army host for the whole time he was in office in Ethiopia.”

“Uh…Well, I…”

“Yo Dad, your angel is an octopus cop? Oh snap, Mira, check it, right, is my angel, is Storm from The X-Men, conio cuz that would be dope!”

“Johnny, you so stupid boy! Ooh I know why said that…disgusting!”

“Ahh Shut the f%#k up Tosha, MIRA, I'M JUS PLAYIN.”

“I’ts okay, I like Johnny, he is full of light and life….Look there’s no time, we have a small problem. Jonah is falling into just the beginning stages of temptation in Meridiah zone 1. This changes a lot of things. He was supposed to whisper into your ear and you were to spiritually receive instructions on raising Scot La Rock from the Dead. Jonah’s mind is easily distracted in Meridiah because he never lived a dark life so it’s more difficult for Jonah just living in Meridiah. We can hope for Jonah to meet others that were killed wrongfully but I can’t say for sure that will happen. The dead are not allowed to use their minds or emotions but only their memories by spirit and only spirit! It’s either a blackened spirit or light that walks in Meridiah...Look I know you’ll be all happy to see Jonah, however, I want to warn all of you, Jonah has changed!”

“WHAT, WAIT, SO , you sayin mah man is someone else again? Dang, man when am I gona get him to see the real Jonah again? The Jonah I knew when we was little! When am I gona get him to mah self?!”

“SHUT UP TOSHA! Witcha dang selfish azz, think’n about ya self. Gurl, you ain’t rollin right!”

“ALRIGHT, stop!”

“HEY! The main reason I left the cosmos war to come down here was to tell you that Jonah was supposed to tell you that you have to raise Scott La Rock from the dead. There’s nothing else I can do for humanity but give you helpful information. It’s up to all of you to unify and complete this small mission, get Jonah out of that dreadful toxic state Jersey!”

“Who’s Scot La Rock?”

“WHAT?”

“Officer Kelly, it’s all good little bro, I know, you don’t listen to BDP. I never stopped listening to R&B and Hip-Hop.”

“Right Captain McGovern…But what the hell does that have ta do wit Jonah? Corporal Negron what is this mean?”

“This means in essence; Jonah’s body is ready. He is ready to be saved from the cemetery across the Hudson River and destroy Lucivio but only a true Afrikkan Soul can do it but it has to be someone who was killed helping others and the light chose DJ Scott La Rock. So get across the Hudson River and please save Jonah, the infinite is getting impatient with humans!”

“AHH SHYAT, DATS WHERE MAH EX BF LIVE AT! WHY WE GOTA GO THERE, CAN’T SCOTT LA ROCK YO BODY JUST DO IT HIMSELF? DAM!”

“Um, weren’t you jus cryin about ya grandson?”

“You know what Sean, I jus had bout nuf a yo bullshyaat, SHYAAT! THAT’S IT SUCKA PUT UP YO DUKES, MUTHA F$#KA WE GOT POWERS NOW!”

“SILENCE! ARE THESE THE HUMANS WHO THE LIGHT CHOSE? YOU SHOULD ALL BE ASHAMED! IT’S ABOUT JONAH! Look, he is ready to save New York AND I have to get back to the war. It’s not like The Light is losing but just so you know for the past 2000 years, we’ve been at a standpoint pressing the darkness and they just keep pressing back. This is not good for the all those who are a part of the light, whether human, whether agent sent to earth as a human. Whether Avatar, minstrel or social or political leader. Soon if the darkness wins, this Illuminating evil force will cage every human on earth and began to destroy everything including the Earth and all its people and if they succeed with that, the darkness will target the cosmos and all the planets and stars!"

“But wait…Wouldn’t it be theirs anyway if they win the earth?”

“Yes Tosha but there is one thing about the Darkness and Lucivio that those who follow and stay human or become monsters, or vampires or what have you don’t know and that is that they are believing all lies. The followers of Darkness are going on a hunch on ruling the earth but they don’t know that once the Darkness has everyone even those dark souls who were once human that were so loyal, the darkness will kill every single one of them. The Darkness really acts like it cares and divulges false promises that can only be given by the Light.”

“Corporal Negron, please help us raise DJ Scott La Rock and get Jonah. Please I just know it will be done a lot fas…”

“Sorry, I don’t know what to tell you Sean, but I also came to issue you with a public Intergalactic Notice to release you from the order of singular light cell protection…Sean you don’t need it anymore, you’re an Avatar…Besides that, you have all the earthlings to help you. Sean, there’s no excuse for you not to delegate this situation with all of you (Aviva Circle) and all the humans in your circle and those you could trust at the precinct. I finally get to go home after 30 years in the battle field. I started on the front lines and quickly became a leader and a Corporal but I refuse to leave my post…I’ve been made to protect heaven even from what could be the aftermath of celestial wars…TO HELL WITH THE DARKNESS I’M GOING BACK TO FIGHT!”

Residence of Meridiah

“What the hell, I was just walking seeing the streets and cars and lights and now I’m in a park with strange giant light bugs. Man I feel like I felt when I was alive and would have a weird dream like…”

“Hey!”

“Woew hold up!…Who are you?…And where the hell am I?”

I really saw myself reaching home. I saw myself hittin the Holland Tunnel and decided to walk through this, what I thought was a skinny looking street but I don’t know what the hell is going on now.  

“Hi, I’m Lucy and your Honaz.”

“Wait! How you know my name?”

“I was told by a delicious fire bug that you were coming. So you must have killed someone or got shot robbing a bank…Na, maybe you are a war monger from another country.”

“WHAT, MAN…I just wanna go home! I just wanna be chillin with my friends again and…”

“WHAT THE HELL, OH NO, he’s of the light…I’ve been mistaken. Anyhow, sorry…Wow, that was a close call. SOooo, welcome to Mer…I mean Hey I’m Jonah…I mean Honaz!”

“Man, I’m posed to be saving the world right now!”

“Huh,…Wait, so, you’re the new Christ?”

“WHAT, GIRL, YOU…”

“YOU’RE AN EASY DISH…I mean…We are friends of Sirius. We are here for you.”

“Really…so you know my alien parents?”

“What, Oh man, we go back, way back…LITERALLY!”

Yo, why does it feel like there’s a giant hand on my heart. Is this the light? I’m posed to do something and I can’t remember now. This dead chick is hot though fa real. Little ol nerd girls are the marrying type. What the hell, I can’t remember anything now. How the hell does a dead person get dizzy…WHAT THE HELL!

TRANS-RETRACTED

I saw the Octopus-face army dude; Corporal Negron again but this time he was smiling and kinda nice. He took me for a fly right quick.

“Honaz, I know this must be difficult for you…Please don’t make that face Jonah, you’re not a small child.”

“I don’t wana do this man. Where’s mah Dad and my Mom?”

“Why it’s just your youth. This is why you feel the way you do but please don’t let go of urgency Jonah.  I know it must be a burden to not only have to save an entire city even though it is Babylon but the matter at hand is that innocent people live there. Regardless of the fact that being a part of that environment is giving your head and head to the state, the stars read correctly that the city that never sleeps is in the grips of a possible genocide. You really need to be expedient Jonah regardless of that fact that you are just a pupil on earth to this cosmic consciousness. Your life needed to be protected because of what you are to do and that’s why it was meant for your earth Dad Bobby not to ever know so he wouldn’t tell you. If you were told as a child, it would have scared you and you might have turned to the streets with the wrong intentions. Execute the commands given by the Intergalactic Federation, Honaz son of Metatron!”

“Yeah, no problem Corporal.”

“Honaz, it’s ok to say that you’re scared, it’s not ok to pretend you’re not scared but fail at the assignment at hand.”

“Well…”

“I know how you feel young man. I lost my family thousands of years ago in one of the first war of the cosmos. Our ex brother Lucivio enticed a third of the star light bodies…which…

“I know.”

 “These light bodies are the children of the infinite creator. Lucivio killed my mother and father and siblings then started a war with the energies from the celestial infinite planes which are aliens and several of different planets and galaxies. Lucivio, fell so hard that in that day even though he caused dissension in our heavens, I thought that casting Lucivio down to the earth and losing his powers eternally was harsh but these are the rules of the infinite. Honaz, you don’t think I have been not given the power by the light to send an army of light body soldiers to destroy him. Look he murdered the First Born Star Prince of the Infinite and that blood is perfect. So now we, the intergalactic feds are to do things in stealth mode because that slimy dude sends his imps to hear and watch not only people but good spirits as well. It is the spirit of the light where victory and freedom is sustained if attained by humans. This way is perfect and has once taken Lucivio but has prophesied to now that release Lucivio for a thousand years, it’s up to the earth with this gift of the labor of the light which is you to destroy Lucivio, end poverty, crime and dishonesty... Please Honaz get to New York quickly as possible.”

“Okay. I will.”

Garden of Death: Meridiah/zone 1

“Dam Honaz, you look so good boy…look at you with your trans-living self. You’re a player aren’t you. I know it. You must have had all the girls when you were living. Huh?”

“Uh…yeah…Wait Lucy! If you know my Dad, then where is he originally from?”

“Hee hee, Mazzariah of course, silly.”

“Ohh dang, you good, witcha evil azz. Gurl, you know your underworld shyt. Hey, whachoo do to come here?”

“WHY HONAZ, I DON’T KNOW WHAT YOUR TALKING ABOUT! AHHHHHHHHHHHHRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR”

“OOHHHHHH SHYAAAT! I REALLY AM LIVING IN MERIDIAH!” =O

Yo this dead girl turned into a pink prehistoric demon bird. Jus cuz I asked her a question.

“NOT AGAIN! COME ON SOMEONE…CORPORAL NEGRON, ZADRAIAH WHERE ARRRRRE YOUUUUUU!”

The demon girl flew at me in the speed of light. All of a sudden I saw my body floating in space instantly and I looked like I was sleeping. Man, this aint no mutha f%$k’n time to be catchin Zzzz but I felt this silver horn come out my forehead which is my mind’s eye. All this yellow electricity shot out and around my body. The pink demon bird, or that girl flew at me and bit my head but this silver horn turned up from my mind’s eye made her head explode.

“Man, what the f%$k is that smell? All these monster guts smell like a pool of pus! This shyt is hummin, woooh, oofa man!”

Just then mah body melted into this hot orange liquid and I seeped into the grave yard soil but this orange light inside me formed this foam aroun me. It was alittle clearish and I could see all the monsters starting to surround me right through the soil as if matter didn’t affect them at all. They could see me to and they were getting real mad cuz they couldn’t get me. After 4 human hours they went away so I morphed back into human form and the knife horns on my knuckles heated up and melted the foam and I was able to climb out of that hole. There was nobody around and I had to find my way out of this strange looking cemetery at least so that I can start hoofin it to the Holland Tunnel so I know for sure that nothing would stop me from going back home to my dad. Man I miss them so much.

I thought I was on my way to whisper into Sean ear’s when all of a sudden I see this weird colossus kinda Frankenstein.

“WHAT THE…!”

This strange looking behemoth looked like he was standin there chillin like one of the dinner thieves up town. He was saying how much he hated all the Christ’s from the First Born Star Prince of the Infinite to Mohamed, Nicolaih - the giver dressed in red, Lincoln, Haile Selassie I, Gandhi, Mother Teresa, Bob Marley, JFK. He just kept runnin his rotten-azz mouth. He said that when Lucivio reins on earth that he is going to destroy all the family’s of the people who mistreated and rejected him and all the science work he did for the Austrian Government but not only didn’t get paid for it but after he finished they killed him and his wife and children back in the 1400’s. He hates the light and the agents that are on assignment because The Light told him not to give up and that he and his family would be avenged but while in Meridiah he was tricked by the darkness and renounced the throne of the light. He started talking in a bragging like state that there is a war coming

“For all humans vill feel the vrath of Gnolo and all  co-conspirators vill eat people alive! I can’t vait to start with Noo Yersey.

Sucking Teeth

Man…Ah, just forgetchoo. I gota get out of here. I got shyt to do fa real, no time to listen to this foolish bullshyt. Especially comin out the mouf of a dead assh*le sorry about what happen to him but this is what happens when you turn to the dark side, you become one of them.

“HONAZ!”

“WHAT? Ah man, he knows my name also.”

“Just cuz the dead can’t kill each other don’t mean you can leave Meridiah but I don’t think that’s the problem here.”

“Hey, it’s all good. Don’t let me stop yall from chillin n doin yall thang. I got go do something. I…”

“I KNOW FOR SURE YOUR JUST A MERIDIAN PUPIL! The only way you can get outa here is if you’re death was by dark energy’s hand…Is it true? If it’s true, that means we’re supposed to stop you here and you will be our first incarceration. We can stop you from leaving this grave you know, Honaz or Jonah…HAHA HAAAAAAA!”

I just laughed and kept it movin. I had heard all them monsters begin to gather and stare hard behind me with their red eyes. They all began to yell for me to come over there. I turned towards them and just started back.

“Lemmy handle this

ROUND 1

“Alixierda qi HONAZ?

“Yeah but he’s an agent right now! THATS WHY YOU SHOULDN’T DO THIS GNOLO!”

“I vant heem”

 “STOP! Look, you feel like that now because we’re bored. We haven’t seen any action here in Jersey since Lucivio tricked the CIA into blowing up the space shuttle Challenger and instead of all the souls on the space shuttle being sent to Zone 36 TS-51-L crew: Michael J. Smith, Dick Scobee, Ronald McNair; Ellison Onizuka, Christa McAuliffe, Gregory Jarvis, Judith Resnik, Judith was sent here for whatever reason and we tortured her verbally, she couldn’t take it so the intergalactic feds retracted her for honorable discharge and sent her to the infinite for good. Judy couldn’t take life in Meridiah. She was supposed to uncover the truth about how Morton Thiokol and how it wasn’t really his fault, how the government or I should say Ronald Regan’s investigation on Thiokol’s design of the SRBs contained a potentially catastrophic flaw in the O-rings since 1977, but failed to address it properly. Wow, Lucivio really hit the bull’s eye on that one. They will never know that it wasn’t Morton Thiokol’s fault. So now we are looking at a current up to date kid, Honaz/Jonah from New York. Afrikka will soon rise and everyone will be free and we will be tried in the fire. So get your dead head out of your azz and use it for the better welfare of the future of the dark dead which is Meridiah!”

“No way Racca I’M HUNGREE NOW!”

“Marco Jaga Gnolo! Honaz/Jonah is not just some kid that got hit by a car! This is a prince who is here to sanction the dark energies of Meridiah and to take captive those humans who died obeying dark energy. You know the law of the Father. If we even touch a human we shall surely neva get out of limbo! Especially an agent, we’ll get our butts whipped.

“I don’t care Gnolo vants MEEEEET! I Vant to eet unfinished light! It’s like how zee humans joke about eeting a corn kernel half popped! EETZ ZO GOOD!”

“THIS DUDE! YO…you don’t want this man…Yo…”

Giagantore Gnolo pushed me back just walkin towards me. So, I jumped up and floated backwards and time slowed down. I saw before me a scale of all my powers. My Brain, my eyes, my ears, my arms my hands, fingers and knuckles, legs, knees and feet and every muscle turned iron. I grabbed my my heals inwardly and manually stretched my legs and back muscles. My body heated up to about 36,000 degrees Farenheight.

“WHAT!”

“JEAH, DAT’S THE VAY I LIKEY”

Yo, fa real my powers almost shut off, I was about to lose it and laugh my azz off at this jerk but I knew I had to focus

“AHH HA HA HAAA you sick man, real evil! I don’t think you’re getting outa here anyway but yeah you don wana get Lucivio mad at you because he gets locked up in Freeze Frame Diamond Ice Dementia every time a spirit hurts the temporarily dead. This is what happens Lucivio every time the spirits break the law of light!”

“F%$K THE LIGHT, JOOR DED!”

This undead philistine is done kid. Yo, my body flexed and all these sharp super shiny silver like knives came out of my, my elbows, knuckles, knees and heals just like at the center of mah forehead(third eye).

“AHHHHHHHH. THIS SHYT HURTS, HOW COULD THIS BE GOOD…HOW COULD THIS BE RIGHT? I DON’T WANA BE A SUPER HERO!”

There was this glowing pink and red blood everywhere. This blood was all over me and all over my torn tux, and all over the cemetery dirty Jersey grass. I never felt so much pain in my life. I thought I was being punished or something but it’s all good because the pain quickly left me.

“WHAT’S HAPPENING TO ME!”

This F%#k’n monster still came at me! I don’t know how but I was a lot taller and more muscular. My clothes are definitely in need of renewing. Now I look like a bumb and my Gramz iz definitely gon beat this azz! I whipped my leg up and came down. The bald of where my foot is on my shoe just grazed the big ol monster’s face and the demonic ogre just disappeared.

“Where you at nikka? Monster azz, stupid, ugly azz…Man, I really wanted to fight.”

“HONAAAAAZZzzzzz, I’ll see joo agayn puuuuuunnnnnk.” Voice drowns out.

Fear of Honaz

”Seroot! Yaga, why did you do that Gnolo? Honaz is a prince of Metatron. We were supposed to trick him. And we failed cuz of you. Now, Lucivio will destroy us!”

“DON VORRY, I chav a plan! Lucivio vill adore us! Okay leesen! Seence Honaz eez goeeng across the vaterz, vee vill send for the Canker Lion who possess men and swim in deez great vaters killing humans and government services and ocean life. I love it. MUAH HA HA HAA HAAAAAA! HONAZ WILL BE LOCKED IN THE VATERS OF ZEE HUDSON AND NEW YORK VILL BE OUVERZ FOREVER!”

“NUSHO! Man, your fear reeks! YOU’RE SCARED OF HONAZ, shyt I don’t blame you. Did you see how he morphed? He has greater powers than the First Born of the Infinite! Honaz has been weaponized with silver from heaven! This element cannot be found on earth. It is to be earned. It’s the only element that can kill possessed humans and send the dark energies back to Meridiah!”

“JOO SHUT UP, I TOL JOO, DEES PLAN VILL VORK!”

All the lights and smoke and little imps and all kinds shyt that was crawlin on the floor and flying in the air and the crowed of monsters surrounding me were gone just like that.

 QUESTION ?

“So, how do we raise Scot Larock from the dead.”

“Well raising the dead is not an easy task but Muslims were the greatest at raising the dead thousands of years ago but they didn’t call it that, they called it baptizing the dead because only the light has the power to raise the dead really. We gotta baptize the spot where he was shot and call his name! The only thing is that the water has to come from the Mosque in Brooklyn.”

“Why Brooklyn?”

“I don’t know, but I am thinking it and it’s a good thing so let’s get it there, eh!”

“Jeez, Downtown, Uptown, thank god we don’t need to catch a cab.”

“Yeah, this ain’t no time to get chummy wit an NY cab driver. Please, they are so 

weird. They love black girls though, I must admit.”

“Look flyin to Brooknam aint no thang. Mira lets go, I bet yall I make it first. Last one there has to do macarena.”

“Oh mah goodness Johnny, your so embarrassing.”

“Haaaaaaa!”

Bobby, Lina & The Hood

“Oh god, what has happened. I just feel like Jonah isn’t dead. I confirmed that the body that the coast-gaurd found was his. We had this funeral and…”

“Lina, honey…I don’t know if Jonah will be found. I…”

“Oh Robert, Jonah is alive and I don’t know what it will take but I know there a god or something out there and I know this light is watching us and knows that what I’m sayin is true!”

“We are human, what can we do.”

“I TELL YOU WHAT WE CAN DO…GET OUR AZZEZ OUT THERE AND FIND OUR SON!”

“How do you know Lina? Are you sure?”

“Yes!...Bobby…OH GOD!”

“So, where do we start hun?”

“Let’s go uptown babe please, all Jonah’s friends…Someone’s gotta feel like I do and just wanna go get him.”

“Remember the day Jonah was missing?”

“Yeah…AND?”

“Donchoo remember all the kids that got togetha that day as if Jonah was their leader, those kids didn’t dig Jonah too tough because Jonah stopped hangin in the streets and started doin good. Lina, Jonah was never really grimy and street like. You know this…Yeah, I know they all got together and searched for hours when Jonah’s face hit the news butchoo think now that they believe Jonah is dead, don’t you think they’re gonna look at you like your crazy?”

“I DON’T GIVE A SHYT BOBBY, I WANT MY SON AND THOSE SAME KIDS WILL NOT TURN HIS MOTHER AWAY, IT’S JUST NOT THE CODE OF THE STREETS!”

“Okay, I’m wicha hun, come on fa get the car, let’s take the train and walk, Jonah’s honor deserves it!”

“That’s mah man!”

“Let’s take the 6 train…So what street should we get off at?”

“Well, I know Johnny and Jonah used to hang out when they were little on 119^th by the little soccer field off a 2nd Ave but something is telling me to go to the Highbridge Projects on Morris Ave and 172^nd Street in the South Bronx…I don’t know how I know this but baby, I think we posed to this cuz it’s a right feelin inside.”

“Well…we should get off at the last stop and walk down. I have a feeling that this is gona be in our favor…Man, I wish Sean was with us.”

“Babe, I gotcha back Jack!”

“I’m ready to kill that thing, whateva it is that spiritually kidnapped Jonah!”

“Word Baby, let’s do this!”

THE CHALLENGE

“Dam, it seems like this grave yard doesn’t end. I don’t even think I’m goin the right way!”

“Honaz Son of Metatron.”

“Ahh yeah, am I glad to see you fairy…I mean…Wait, I don’t know your name.”

“My name is Blanca. I was sent to warn you Honaz. I’m sorry for what happened that caused all your family to be sad at your physical passing. I’m sorry everything turned out the way it did but Jonah, please listen. Your family who are only human is getting involved because of the light inside them, they know you are living somehow. I guess no matter what, life can even go past the laws of the intergalactic federation. Your mom is very spiritual and your earth Dad loves you so very much. They are like warriors but the only thing is that…well…They might not make it!”

“What, what are you sayin?”

“Jonah, your parents don’t have the power to fight evil!”

=(

“Oh, Jonah, I don’t know what else to do but to break the law of the light and cause them harm so that they don’t make it to where they think they have to go to help you. I know this sounds crazy to you right now. If I don’t do this, they could be killed.”

“So hold up, you said COULD…NO?”

“Jonah, even the spiritual world counts on humans, LIGHT & DARK! I don’t think your parents could make it.”

“AHhhhhhhh, you don’t know Bobby Carter or Lina! Man, they gansta like that and they aint scared of nothing! Watch Blanca, you will see and were going to get back to opening that door of the green light!”

“Oh, Jonah, I don’t know what to believe but before I left the cosmos, Negron and Zadraiah was crying because they are loosing faith in human agents and well…”

“Blanca, chill! I GOT THIS!”

“HONAZ, THE WHOLE WORLD NEVER KNOWS THE TROUBLE AND DANGER IT IS REALLY IN! I’m sorry, but the cosmos is growing weary because of the cosmological constant and now the danger of humans increasing the darkness and allowing them to rule for good!”

“Blanca, please, we got this. Why can’t you just magically make everything right!”

“ME? Oh kid, you just don’t get it do you? YOU’RE OUR ONLY HOPE AND YOU CAN’T EVEN GET OUT OF THIS ROTTEN GARDEN! It’s will of humans that the Light wants and needs. It’s up to human flesh to deny itself and save existence!”

“Fine, alright now. I know you sayin this to me but every time I try to get outa here, monsters be popin up.”

“RACCA!”

“JONAH, RUN!”

“WHAT, F%$K THAT SISSY STUFF! I’M HONAZ SON OF METATRON AND I AINT TAKIN THIS SHYT NO MORE! COME ON MONSTER, LET’S DO THIS!”

AVIVA

“Okay, who’s gona go in the Mosque and get the water?”

“WHAT, SEAN…I mean Captain, you knew about this but you’re not goin in?”

“Officer Kelly: Do I even look like I can go in there?”

“Ahhh man, Dad, mira lemmy go in there? Yo, I ain’t scared! Shyt, you know how many muslims live in da hood. Escucha, they is mah peoples to.”

“Omy gosh babeh, you aint neva tol me you iz Muslim.”

“Na Gramz, I ain’t muslim. Not that theres notin wrong wit dat but my Abuelita from Puerto Rico is part Palestinian but I neva tol nobody cuz I felt dumb not knowin enough about it and since I grew up catholic, I was happy with that. I don’t need to be muslim to love the muslim people. Islam Nation is bien chevere. Yo, muslims are cool peeps.”

“No, you right Johnny, I think it’s a lesson for all America!”

“Yo…I’ll go in there! This needs a female’s touch.”

“Tosha, I don’t mean to burst your bubble but since Johnny is a male, he might have a better chance at getting the water!”

“Officer Kelly, I’m tired of callin you that, watz yo first name?”

“Michael, but you could call me Mike.”

“Okay Mikey…Um, I think I’ll go in there, you don’t know women.”

“And you obviously don’t know this culture.”

“WHAT, MAN…”

“ALRIGHT NOW…Come on, we have to do everything right. Remember what Corporal Negron said…We have little time to get this done.”

“FINE, go head Johnny, witcha salsa-azz. You good bro, jus don’t be singin salsa or talk Spanish. It’s not like there are tons of Puerto Rican Muslims.”

“Salaam.”

“Alaikum Salaam.”

“I would like some water from your fountain.”

“What eez dees? Look Maget, He is not even dressed properly, he has no robe and he didn’t even take off heez shoes.”

“Ehhh…Young man, are you Muslim?”

“Um…well no but mah Abuelita is.”

“Vhere eez she…Joo know vhat, eet does not matter…Maget what should vee do?

“Jus geev heem vat he vants. Eetz late, we must close the Mosque…Yala, who cares, it’s just water.”

“Okay young man vee have to close but I will give you a pitcher of water.”

“Word yo…I mean thank you, thank the Lord! Ana Bahebeck.”

“AHHH Jes, Praise the Lord and He loves you also. He is good every day No? Here is the water…Come Back eh!”

“Yeah…No Problem. Salaam”

“Fair well young man.”

“Yo guys…I got it.”

“Yes! Dang Johnny, looks like yo Puerta Rock azz aint so shabby…you slick boy!”

“Thanks Tosh, I think…Sorry, I’m jus not used to you bein all nice and shyt!”

“Good job son.”

“Dad, I aint even have to tell them my name and what was so good was that they were talkin like Christians.”

“Good.”

“Man, we all the same, erbodeh jus don’t know it yet.”

“Vonda, that’s music to my ears.”

“Why, I aint rappin yet.”

“Vonda, I’m gona pretend you didn’t say that.”

“Hee heeeee, come on now, lets go raise that DJ up! It’s time!”

“Vonda…Word!...Did I say it right.”

“Ohh lawd!”

“Officer Kelly…I mean Mike, just let us handle the hood stuff. You be you and that’s cool enough.”

“Thanks Johnny, that feels good to be cool  to be me.”

“Yeah man, f%$k what people say, so what, you are you. Whether white or alien, it’s all good Pa!”

“That’s my boy, this is why I adopted him. He’s so with it!”

Back In The Hood

“Hey Babe, Look…Those are some of the boys that were on the news, talkin bout they gona avenge Jonah.”

“Cool, lets see what they say.”

“AHHH, YOU BE ROLLIN BRICKS MAN!”

“F%$K THAT, LEMMY GET ANOTHA GO MAN. YOU KNOW DATS SOME BULLSHYA…”

“Hey, fellaz…”

“Bobby, let me handle this…Hey yall, whatchall doin?”

“We tryin to get a dice game goin if you don’t mind Ms…Who dat white boy you wit?...Girl you look like you livin fine…Go head witch fine self…”

“I’m Lina and this is my husband Bobby.”

“So mutha f%$k’n what! Yall wana get high?...If not get the f$#k up outa here…Yall in the heart of the hood!”

“We’re Jonah’s parents…We…”

“AHH SHYT, Sorry yall…Hey dis is the hood now…We aint know yall were comin. I woulda had gramama bake a cake or some shyt. You know cuz Jonah. We sorry about that. Jonah was a good boy now. He aint neva was down fa the street life. Alawys preachin that Science god shyt but hey that was his angle…Man he was good at that cosmic shyt. Er time Jonah came aroun talkin bout we should be good, I always heard that little brotha out. He got a good preachin game goin…You know he woulda been a pastor or some shyt.”

“Look we are very appreciative on what you guys are sayin about Jonah but we have to tell you all something.”

“What, Jonah didn’t leave behind some kinda note rat’n everyone out or some shyt right, I mean I hope you aint here to tell us some wack azz shyt like that!”

“NO no, please you think I’ma let my boy be a rat?”

“Yooo, Bobby man, you cool as shyt. I saw you bust that dude up that one time fa raping that girl a few years ago. So, wassup? Whatchall need, protection? Is someone messin with yall?”

“You tellem Lina.”

“Well, we don’t believe Jonah’s dead.”

“Waaaaa. Yo, hold up. We was at the funeral…Look we wana get that thing or whateva it is but sorry we saw Jonah’s body, He dead!”

“We know, we were there sobbing remember?”

“So how yall know? Did Jonah fake his death, tell us! Is he runnin from the cops.”

“HELLO, his uncle is a cop!”

“Oh yeah that’s right, cool azz Sean…I mean Officer McGovern…That’s mah man. Anything for Sean’s fam.”

“So look, let’s jus say we believe yall which we don’t but uh…Like I said man, this hood is down fa whateva!”

“Cool, this is the plan. We got some people already workin on finding Jonah’s spirit but since this evil spirit can change we wanna know who it’s possessing and gather them up but yall are gonna need lots of silver.”

“WHAT, I can’t hock this chain, it’s all I got!”

“No, we aint talkin bout yo chain man.”

“Look enough with the beatin aroun the bush. There’s monsters and vampires and shyt out there and when Jonah comes back, they’re going to try to kill him again but we’re going to need eyes and mouth pieces with balls to kill them with whateva silver we can get our hands on…You know, as weapons…Look we’ll pay your cell phone bills for the rest of the year if you help us.”

“Word?...So you want us to them monsters touched up but you want us to do it with sliver knives and bullets like Buffy the Vampire and shyt…Hey we dig it!”

“Na man, we can’t do Jonah’s fam like that.”

“Yo Bobby man, he’s right, you aint gota do that. Look jus tell us what you want from us.”

“Alright, this is good! Okay, you guys know a lot of other men that will join forces?”

“You know what, I got an Idea. Since this is fa Jonah and mah Nikka McGovern, I think Bloods & Crypts can join forces fa the sake of Jonah. But THIS SHYT IS JUS FA JONAH, SO WHEN THIS IS ALL OVA DON’T BE COMIN HERE AGAIN.”

“HEY, it’s all good brotha, whateva you think works.”

“Word, give us till tomorrow night.”

“Thank you…wait whats your name?”

“Syfa D.”

“Wait a minute…Why do I know that name.”

“Bobby, that’s one of Jerome’s Artist…He’s on Little Mikey’s new Label.”

“Oh hold up, how yall know Jerome?”

“He’s down with us in McGovern’s Circle.”

“Ahh yeah, that’s wassup. I heard bout that McGovern’s Circle. I heard yall be feedin Nikkaz out here and hookin up the brothas that be holdin it down at Rikers Island, payin they commissary and shyt. Only thing is that I’m about to do a 3-5 and Jerome don’t want me soopin it up in the clubs if I’m gona be gone that long.”

“You still wana record?”

“Why, you got juice wit Jerome and Mikey.”

“What, man I am their juice…Shyt.”

“Aight, that’s wassup but let’s handle this Jonah shyt first. Bloods aint all into joinin forces unless its blood business. You feel me Bobby?”

“No problem Syf, I gotchoo man.”

“That’s word!”

“Here’s my card, call us when you guys are ready to rock!”

“I gotchoo Bobby…Oh, Lina, keep ya head up gurl, you know Jonah is comin back, keep the faith ma!”

“Oh baby, I’m so proud of you. Comin out here in wit me.”

“Yeah well, let’s not get our hopes too high. This ain’t ova!”

“Let’s walk home, I don’t feel good about taking the train.”

The Preparation

“Okay Captain, where to?”

“172^nd and Morris Ave, South Bronx.”

“Dad what if this doesn’t work, conio, we’re gona be stuck!”

“Speak the things that you want to be Johnny.”

“Yeah and don’t be speakin the thangs that you don’t want to be!”

“See, listen to gramz!”

“Yeah, you betta call me Gramz! Shyat, when this is all ova, I’m gona need a public statement about MAH GRANBAYBEH! IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN SEAN!”

“YEAH, well…”

“Dad, whats Gramz talkn bout?”

“Yeah Sean, what is Gramz talkin bout?”

“AHHH YALL NEVA MIND ME, I’M JUS CRANKY OL GURL…I’M TOO OLD FA DIS SHYAT!”

THE WALK HOME

“Hey hun, speak of the devil…Look, it’s little Mikey K.”

“MICHAEL…OVA HERE, IT’S US BOBBY AND LIN…”

“Bobby, don’t embarrass the boy, you see he’s with them young people!”

“Alright, I’m just tryin to get his attention.”

“Hey.”

“Boy, watchoo doin out this time of night, especially ova here?”

“No, the question is what are yall doin in the hood?”

“UHH, Mikey, were just chillin and decided to also shake off the stress from Jonah’s funeral.”

“Well, you know I roll with these catz. You know how I do. Besides, I hear yall…I been stressin about Jonah to…Look, I’m sorry, I know it hurts to talk, shyt even think about mah nikka…I mean Jonah! That was mah roll dog. We was best friends!”

“I know Michael, I’m sorry but we should tell you something. First where’s your Dad?”

RING RING

“DANG, yall must have radar…That’s mah Dad callin, hold up.”

“Hello, Dad guess who I’m wit?”

“Who…It betta not be no fast azz girls either!”

“Na, I’m with Bobby and Lina.”

“Where are you?”

“129^th near around near the Apollo but we’re gona walk down town.”

“Aight, no problem. Lemmy talk to Bobby.”

“Jerome, Hey bro.”

“Bobby, whatchall doin. You guys hungry? I’ll pick yall up and we could go somewhere. Where ever they’re serving late.”

“Sure kiddo, we’ll be walkin down on 3^rd Ave, call us so you don’t have to keep goin aroun the block. 3^rd avenue lanes only go uptown.”

“Cool, gimmy like 20 minutes.”

“No problem.”

Shaking The Dead

“Okay, don’t let’s stop on the roof. I wana observe before we make a move. You know Lucivio can be learkin by hiding anywhere.”

“Yo Tosha, come here. Mira, what the hell is that?”

“Omy god, Sean, you were right! Look!”

“Oh my lawd, what in thee hell is that?”

“Where?”

“Captain, look over there on the corner.”

“Looks like a blob.”

“Hey this doesn’t feel good.”

“We can’t pour the water and we can’t call Scott’s name. That monster might interrupt.”

“Dad, I got this. I’ll get that blob.”

“Johnny, no…Please…”

“Captain, let him go. We’re not exactly human ourselves. Let’s watch. I think Johnny can take that thing.”

“Sean baybeh, Officer Kelly is right. Johnny aint no little boy no more. Johnny got them puerta rican azz shyt kickaz on. He good man, he aight!

“Yeah, let’s watch Johnny melt that slob!”

“I CALL UPON THE EARTH IN THE NAME OF THE LIGHT! YO ROCKS AND ALL FORM OF LOOSE STONE, GAT THAT FOOL!”

“Look the trees are helping!”

=O

“Oh Shyt, he did it!” Go Johnny.”

“Them Trees subdued that sloppy monster!”

“A YO DAD, EVERYONE! COME DOWN, I NEED YALL!”

“Yo shut the f$#k up man, nikkaz are tryin to sleep!”

“Ah shyt, the neighbors are waking up. We’re makin too much noise. Somebody’s gotta police them halls.”

“Don’t look at me, just because I’m wearing a police uniform.”

“Man, he’s right. Highbridge Projects don’t take kindly to strangers. Let me go, I know how to calm mah peoples down. Yall help Johnny.”

“TOSHA, I NEED YOU YO, GURL DO YO THANG. THESE TREES AINT GONA HOLD THIS MONSTER FOREVA!”

“Word…I CALL UPON THE THUNDER OF HEAVEN IN THE NAME OF LOVE & LIGHT!”

“YES!”

“YEAH TOSHA, THAT’S MY GIRL!”

“Thanx Sean.”

“Did you see that? The 2 of them kids alone f%$ked that monster up!”

“Get Gramz, it’s safe, come down!”

“What the hell is that?”

“Oh please not again.”

“It’s a portal, don’t worry.”

“Dang, you see that gray swirl where yall killed the blob. It’s downward spiraling into the earth.”

“Yo Dad, get the water. Hurry, se va serar!”

“Captain, hurry! The Portal is closing!”

“I got it.”

“Okay, you got every drop. So now what?”

“This is it. We need to make a circle and hold hands quickly!”

“IN THE NAME OF LOVE AND LIGHT WE CALL YOU OUT OF DARKNESS, DJ SCOTT LA ROCK! AWAKEN BACK TO LIFE!”

“WOE, why isn’t this workin?”

“CUZ YALL GOTA CALL THAT DEAD NIKKA BY THE NAME HIS MOMA GAVE HIM!”

“WHO THE HELL SAID THAT!”

“Yeah, who the f%$k is interruptin us, we supa hero’s now. AY, BOY…MIND YO BUSINESS!”

“Look up there, the brotha by the window on the 16^th floor.”

“Who the hell is that and how does he know what were doing?”

“Dad, look…His eyes are yellow just like yours got the night of the party!”

“Hey, your one of us…COME DOWN HERE!”

“UHH…Call the fashion police quickly, dang he all in his wife beater, boxers, a doo rag and chanks!”

“Tosha, you don’t appreciate no kinda shyt, that brotha look good. Mmm mmm mm…Hey boy, why you aint got no clothes on.”

“Hey, I’m David Walker and I’m a wiccan!”

“I was told by spirits I trust that yall would come but I would be the one to help.”

“SO...F%$K YOU JUS STANDIN THERE FOR, YOUR LOOKS AINT GONA RAISE THIS DJ FROM THE DEAD NOW!”

“I know…Yall gota call him by his real name or Meridiah wont release him because they don’t know who Scott La Rock is. That was just his stage name.”

“JEZUSS, IT’S ALWAYS SOMETHIN!”

“Dad, calm down man. We got this!”

“WELL WHAT THE HELL IS DAT BOY’S REAL NAME THEN!”

“Gramz please, he’s tryin to help us!” 

“AH HELL, I’M WALKIN TO THE CORNER…ANYBODY GOT A NEWPORT?”

“Hey, David, I’m Officer Kelly but you could call me Mike. Can you just tell us his real name?”

“Yeah, it’s Scott Monroe Sterling.”

“Go ahead Sean, you’re the only one that can do this!”

“Okay…IN THE NAME OF THE LIGHT WE CALL YOU OUT OF DARKNESS. AWAKEN SCOTT MONROE STERLING.”

“Ahh Shyat…It’s an earth quake! Everybody get off the ground!”

“WHATCH OUT! ELECTRICITY IS FALLING DOWN FROM THE SKY, IT’S GONA HIT THE DOWNWARD SPIRAL!”

BOOOM!

“Finally, dam…WHAT TOOK YALL SO LONG. IT SUCKS BEIN DEAD!”

“DJ SCOTT LA ROCK?...IS THAT YOU?”

“WELL, I AINT SAMMY DAVIS JUNIOR!”

“OH THANK YA JEZUSS! OH LAWD!”

“Wait a minute!...Waddaya mean finally? Did you know we were comin to?”

“Uh…since the moment I got shot. The Light told me it wasn’t my fault so I was gona go back but I kept gettin trapped in Zone 1 and Negron wasn’t havin it so he got me out of Zone 1 but there was no celestial wars at the time.”

“Jezuss, this kid knows more than us…I just wana say something to you Scott.”

“Yeah…?”

“SOUTH BRONX, SOUTH SOUTH BRONX, SOUTH BRONX! I F$#K’N LOVE THAT SONG! So what’s your favorite BDP song?”

“Dad…stop…Please we about to toss our cookies!”

“Yeah BDP…Sean is it?...Uh you don’t look like you listen to rap!”

“Mira there’s no time fa that. We could chill later we gotta save Jonah!”

“Scott, this is your time to shine man.”

“WHAT, WAIT I CAN’T SAVE ANYBODY FROM ZONE 1 UNLESS…”

“OH GOD, PLEASE NO SURPRIZES. YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT WE WENT THROUGH TO GET YOU OUT OF MERIDIAH.”

“Well, you see there was a message sent from Zadraiah, Honaz’s nurse from Sirius! It said: The two witnesses shall lift up the chosen son, the new anointing. Don’t do it alone because you will shake all of Hades and Lucivio will kill me and I wont get another chance to come back!”

“I think I’m getting ojida!”

“So hold up, what we gotta do now? You said two witness…Look here boy, it’s easy, you witness numba 1 and Sean is witness numba 2. Okay, now we know who the 2 witnesses are, lets go get mah granbaybeh!”

“NO! LISTEN, please. Yes Zadraiah said I’m the first witness but none of you can be the witnesses.”

“You know what, I wana give up I swear but we can’t so please tell us what we can do to fix this. I’m mutha f%$k’n tired of this shyt. All we want is Jonah!”

“Okay…well Zadraiah said the second witness will be the Lizard King. Now, I’m not blind and I can read. Zadraiah’s message clearly stated that the second witness is the Lizard King but I don’t know who that is.”

“Captain, there’s only one Lizard King!”

“Well who the f%$k is it Officer Kelly?”

“Remember The Doors?...IT’S JIM MORRISON!”

“Who’s Jim Morrison?”

“Oh it’s okay Tosha, I know you don’t listen to classic rock but I listen to it all the time…Oh and by the way so does Jonah. HA!”

“TOOSHAY Officer! You got that. That’s your one! Yo go rock star!”

“Officer Kelly, I suppose you know where this guy died eh?”

“PARIS!”

FRUSTRATION SETS IN

“OKAY FINE, FINE, but this betta be that last thing we gotta do. Bobby and Lina are gona cut my ballz off if we don’t get Jonah back!”

“EXCUSE ME. WHAT AM I, CHOP LIVA! IF YOU DON’T GET JONAH BACK IT’S YO RED HEAD THAT’S GONA BE CUT OFF!”

“DAD, FA GET THE DUMB SHYT, COME ON IT WILL ONLY TAKE US A FEW MINUTES TO GET TO PARIS IN MACH SPEED FLIGHT! VAMONOS A HORA!”

“David Walker, I call the powers of flight to your soul. Join us please…We need you David.”

“Word, all I do here in the Bronx is put it in the air and play Dungeons & Dragons…HELL YEAH I’LL JOIN YALL YO SCOTT REMEMBER ME FROM THAT BDP SHOW AROUND THE CORNER FROM YANKEE STADIUM?”

“UH…Na man…I been dead for a few years!

ROUND 2

“HONAZ, PLEASE SWALLOW YOUR PRIDE. THAT’S LUCIVIO! HE SHAPE SHIFTED TO TRICK YOU. HE’S NOT GOING TO FIGHT YOU. HE WILL INCARCERATE YOU BECAUSE YOU ARE IN ZONE 1 AND BY THE LAWS OF THE LIGHT THE DARKNESS WILL HAVE JURISDICTION OVER YOUR SOUL!”

“So what do I do?”

“Follow me. We’re gona hide!”

“So why is Lucivio scared of you? I didn’t forget what I saw that night. I know I’m still a teenager but I aint dumb.”

“I know Honaz, you see. Most fairies are pure but they have a tendency to break rank and fall away from the light by the hypnosis of the darkness or Lucivio but he has tried for thousands of years to get me but I’m too strong for him and I am the highest ranking fairy of the infinite dimension.”

“Aight! So what about the black mist! I know they aint the same.”

“You’re right Honaz, Lucivio was Luke but the darkness took his faith and made him angry. Then Luke’s name was taken because it’s a pure name and Luke turned into a demon but since he was the strongest they called him the devil. I’m not supposed to tell humans that but you’re not all human so I don’t think the intergalactic federation will cry about it. Just so you know. The Darkness is way stronger than Lucivio.”

“I knew it!”

“Remember that limo ride from Jersey to the party that night.”

“Oh shyt how did you know?”

“Never mind how I knew…That driver…”

“Lucivio!”

“It wasn’t your fault so don’t go feeling sorry for yourself. It was just a matter of time before the living possessed by the darkness figured it out. They are the ones in charge of the weather. That’s why they sent that storm to New York the night of the party but it came in many forms that night. Remember the driver and the guy that started a fight with your earth dad Bobby Carter and well…Lucivio and the Darkness. This was a spiritual storm sent by all the monsters not only in the tri-state area but all the world.”

“Sounds like a future assignment.”

“Yes, this is why they chose you, because you use your noodle.”

France & The Meeting of the Minds

“Yo, we’re here.”

“So what about the water?”

“No water this time. We need the grinds of the writings on stone where he was buried. Oh good because that hotel or the building he was in I think is unsearchable.”

“How do you know that Scott?”

“Yeah, how do you know that? I’m the biggest Doors fan and I don’t even know that.”

“I don’t know man but I just know it’s right! I could feel it in my resurrected gut.”

“Okay so what do we do with the writing grinds when we have it in our possession?”

“Easy, just sprinkle the grinds where he lays, you don’t even have to call his name. He shall rise!”

“Okay Tosha and how did you know being that you don’t even know who The Doors were?”

“Hee hee, I don’t know, I just have this feeling.”

“Okay so how do we make the grinds?”

“Here, I got a gerber knife…Look, Highbridge Projects aint no joke. Just ask the DJ.”

“Yo, that shyt aint funneh man, I take that knife and stick it where the sun don’t shine.”

“Okay boys play nice now.”

“Gramz, it’s your turn babe, come on now. Don’t be a lazy super hero.”

“Alright now, gimmy that knife. I’ll show you younginz how to use a knife…So what, do I just toss it?”

“Grams, mira, pretend like your making a Pizza and the grinds is the cheese.”

 “Okay, I did it…WOE, THAT WAS QUICK!...YOU JIM MORRISON?”

 “Depends who’s askin. Your not someone I owe money to are ya…Cuz man you gona have to wait…I don’t get paid till next…”

“Hey Jim, I’m your biggest fan and I just want to tell you that you were dead.”

“Hey I know whatcha mean man, I’m so wasted I really feel dead sometimes.”

“No man, I’m serious. You were dead and we raised you from your grave…See look.”

“Ahh shyt man, hope you didn’t dirty your selves up but thank you…So where’s the next party at?”

“Hey Jim, I’m Sean and there’s no party bud. We’re goin to save a very important teenager from monsters.”

“Woew…Is it an Indian child? Cuz someone, I can’t remember told me that I was going to leave Meridiah and save an Indian Child’s life from monsters.”

“Well…Jonah is black.”

“Hey, Black people got Indian in them to ya know.”

“Hey little lady, you right about that…Come on man, what are we doin. We gota save that kid. Can we fly there?”

“Jim, you are flying.”

“Oh…Dude…”

AVIVA BREAKS THE CHAINS

“Look Honaz, it’s the green circle!”

“My Dad?”

“No but Sean, your Gramz and your friends. They have a few others who I’m not familiar with but they’re here, bless the light. I have to go back now Honaz and tell everyone the good news. Negron is going to be so happy!” 

"YO SEAN, GRAMZ...EVERYONE!" 

WHAP 

"JONAH...DON'T MOVE WE'RE COMIN IN FAST!" 

Lucivio grabbed Blanca and swallowed her but she did something to make him vomit her up and she flew back to her home I guess. The skies were crazy. Mad colors and Lucivio was motioning as if he was going to get me and I was so tired of fighting so I just stayed still cause I saw Sean, mah Gramz and the gang comin for me. 

This devil must be stopped! 

TO BE CONTINUED...